Arby’s Roast Beef Sandwiches
Sometimes life can be ruff. You never know when you just might be getting too much of a good thing. Take last night for instance. My owners are home, we’re all hanging out. They’re eating and I’m waiting two inches away from them, like I always do, watching for any scraps that fall. They decide to make me work for the extra roast beef they have so they tell me to go get the slippers from the closet. One by one, as requested I bring out slippers. First I bring out a single red slipper and get my roast beef reward. Super yummy! Then I bring out the 2nd red slipper. Reward. Mmmmmmm, my belly wants some more. So I go back, rummage through the closet and find another pair of slippers, big fuzzy blue ones with an animal’s head on it. Reward. I bring out the 2nd fuzzy blue slipper and sure enough, they give me more roast beef! Now I’m thinking, this is great! All I have to do is bring out these fuzzy shoes type things and I’ve got it made. I proceed to bring out 6 more shoes each gaining me a reward until they suddenly tell me, “Enough, go lie down!”
Now I’m feeling sad cuz I could’ve kept eating that roast beef but what’s a dog gonna do. Then without warning, my tummy erupts into this painful rumble and before I know it, I’m bringing all of that fine roast beef up and onto their white carpets. Blah! Blah! Blah! Oh wait, but there’s more but I decide to go downstairs for that one and do it all over their floors in the living room. Sometimes you just gotta spread the love, you know what I mean?
Anyway, for those of you who care, I do feel better this morning. In fact, I felt better the second it all came out of me. I even tried bringing them more slippers again but they didn’t fall for it this time. Such is the life of a dog!
Chow for now!
Lil’ E
December 4th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
Eeyore, That is such a KEWL name, your a pretty kewl , and talented dog to have your own blog. that rocks.
Peace.
December 8th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Your dog is so pretty.I wish I had your dog instead of my Gunner.
December 13th, 2007 at 10:19 am
WOW! We know what you mean, Eeyore! (Hey! That’s my fave Disney character, didja know that?) We ALWAYS beg, but they hardly give us enough food! We feel sorry for you! We’ve NEVER had to do anything that HARD for food! Hey– have you watched Life is Ruff? That movie is AWESOME!
g2g,
The B&Bs
P.S. Debra– Just telling you: You should ALWAYS want to have your dog, with unconditional love. Don’t just wanna get rid of your dog because the next one is prettier or cooler. We aren’t toys! Love your pets forever and ever, they always have loved you!:)) I’m sure Gunner is a great friend!:))
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:56 pm
dear,eeyore yu rock you are my fav character , my frends & i lov u so much u cute thang is what they call u HI IM HER FRIEND AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH U CUTE THANG c i told u
by Alicia
BYE CUTE THANG!!!!!!!!!!
February 16th, 2008 at 7:20 am
Eyore is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We love him soooooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 2nd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
U R SO CUTE IF ONLY U WERE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;]
May 4th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
U R JUST THE CUTEST THING I WANNA KISS YOU ONLY IF YOU WERE MINE!
May 4th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
HE IS SUCH THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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